Apple Orchard Fan Prints

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

Tree Passion

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

The Brazilian Blow dry

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Strawberry Shake

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

The One That Newton Missed

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

Banana

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"Yes, it is hot in here."

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Flava Superba