Apple Orchard Admirers Mugs

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'See you in two weeks!'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

The One That Newton Missed

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.