Apple Orchard Admirers Mugs

'You went and ate in the apple orchard, didn't you?'

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'See you in two weeks!'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'You've got dry scalp.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Well, then - two apples a day."

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

The One That Newton Missed

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

Flava Superba