App Explorer Pillows

"I didn't get much sleep-I was up late playing with the settings on my sleep app."

'Hi. I'm a new dad. Do you have an app for that?'

'I really need a new mobile phone. All my phone can do is make and receive calls.'

The Beer APP

Jewish App Store

"I can't find the; 'when the fun stops, stop' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I'm looking for a phone with an app that will locate my current phone that I can't find."

Brains - The Zombie Smart Phone Search App

New Electronic Warning Device for Pedestrians!

"Radical concept, dude! Where can I download the app?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon..."

'This app that recommends what I read next works, but it's insulting. It referred me to a gas station restroom wall.'

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

'My Android only records important calls.'

"Amber alert... it's a new drinking app."

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Robotic Man

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Your Future Home.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

Robot Painter

Early Programmers.

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

God's Phone

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."