Apocalypse Humor Lover Prints

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Where do these crackpots come from?'

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

Armageddon Cheese - "There's no best before date."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

65 Million Years Ago

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Time for bed, guys."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Office zombie.

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

End Of The World - Business Edition

Pranking Zombies

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

New York Gondolier

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

When a nanosecond is forever.

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'