Apocalypse Avertor Prints

"No, not today. Something's come up."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

Zombie Problems

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The End is Nigh

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Prepper Dog

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"My next book? It will probably be about rising up and crushing humanity."

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

The Future

"The season finale of the world is near."

doom.com

New York Gondolier

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

There's been lots of unexplained shaking and booming noises in the middle of the night - all over the world. Some thing earth's entered a part of space filled with meteors too big to burn up in our atmosphere. Others think governments are building a network of underground bases to save a select few from a coming apocalypse. A lot of people think the world's about to end, Susan. If it were anyone but you, I'd thinking this was a pickup line. For the first time in my life, all my favorite shows go

How to survive the coming crash.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

Climate Change Contingency House

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

The final days of hair coloring

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Come back in a couple of days. Maybe something will have opened up.'