Apocalypse Admirer Mugs

"The season finale of the world is near."

The president's sending heavy weapons to Europe to counter Russia. Do you know what this means, Randy? It means there's still a chance I'll live to see the postapocalyptic world the movies promised me when I was a kid. I'll get to drive buggies around deserts, play hide and seek with mutant barbarians in the ruins of major cities ... You think it'll be hard to charge my phone in the postapocalypse? Probably, since it'll be melted into your hand.

"Town really hasn't been the same since the meteor shower."

"I'm stepping out of line!"

'Wow! This zombie apocalypse is doing wonders for my fitness...'

World ends today, and that suits me just fine!

Mr Meier calendar

I Survived End of The World After Party

"Bad news, Mr. Collins, you have the zombie virus. The good news is we know how to treat it!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

65 Million Years Ago

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Time for bed, guys."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Halloween Selfie

Monster Clown

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

Pranking Zombies

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.