Apex Predator Buff Mugs

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Apocalypse Research Center

"But I use all of them!"

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"....and hold the garlic."

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Hysterically laughing monster.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Geekasaurus.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'Is the fire included?'

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

The evolution of men

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"