Aperature Agitator Pillows

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"My kid could do that."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Kangaroo in a plane.

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Perpetual Motion.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

The Rolling Stones Bank

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Actually, can you just tell me what he said?"

Bank Front

I hate the beach.

"Together they were a 15-pounder."

Man outside store holds sign: Help. Need Toilet Paper

Fish underwater with sizes written on them.

'If the teachers can have a union, why can't we kids form our own union.'

'Hanking is a hard man to get to know.'

Impossible Possibility