Apartments Mugs

"It's the co-op board!"

"I think you're looking for 3-D."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

Noisy Neighbours

'Keep that dividing down!'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Excuse me sir, no pets allowed!"

"...and there's a $30 monthly balloon animal pet fee."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Too bright."

A DIY disaster.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Upper West Side Story

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Cat and Broom

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'Honey, I'm home.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"He lives in a block of flats"

'No it's still not fixed'