Apartment Admirer Mugs

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

"Is there a doctor in this beautiful studio apartment with a balcony for only thirty one hundred dollars per month?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Robocop and Juliet.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

The High Line at Giza

'Greenwich in the Season'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Robot walking pet robot

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Upper West Side Story

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.