Apartment Admirer Mugs

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

"Is there a doctor in this beautiful studio apartment with a balcony for only thirty one hundred dollars per month?"

Rental Agency. Yes, I want a single apartment. If I wanted to live with someone, I'd live in a togetherment! (Published originally on Jan. 24, 1995.)

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

Robocop and Juliet.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

I love the Shard

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

The High Line at Giza

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Greece

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Robot walking pet robot

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Upper West Side Story

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."