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'If the ECG isn't broken then we have problem'

"Patient. . . seems. . . reluctant. . . to get his. . . prostate. . . checked. . ."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"You dropped yer wallet."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Nervous Student

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

"Pencil eraser."

"Hell: The Airport"

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

The stock market sky is falling.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Nervous at a party.

"You call that worrying?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"I'll go on a cruise, but not if I'm forced to learn things."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Big bumpers.

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

D.I.Y ladder