Anxiety Hero Prints

'Nature makes me nervous!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

That party went well.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Nervous Student

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Pencil eraser."

'You have a fauxbia.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

Neurotics in the tropics

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Bring your problems to work day.