Anxiety Avoider Mugs

'I was sort of nervous in there ??" do you think he'll hold it against me that I threw up on his desk?'

The Pessimistic Elevator

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"I find it best to stay out of office politics!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Nervous Student

"Pencil eraser."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

The stock market sky is falling.

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"I need a gap year."

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Concern Chart

"Just this once, can we not talk about news or politics or money or family or relationships or children or friends or sex or religion or sports or culture or real estate or the past or the future?"

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

Uh oh. What if someone on the flight wears their unlucky underwear?!

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'