Anxiety Amusement Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Fist Bumper Cars

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"God help us, it's that guy."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"I was going to tell them to take a silly faces photo next, but I don't think I'll bother."

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"I'm having recurrent dreams where I forget to prepare the exam."

"A mouse! A mouse!"

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

Vintage Bumper Cars.

The Scream at the movie theater.

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"

"The feel of mud and weeds between my toes just really freaks me out."

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Room 101 Tax Inspection

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

Face painting vs bottom painting

'Damned tourists.'

'Hey, it's all right - we're ALL afraid of vacuum cleaners.'