Antler Aficionado Mugs

'Ever wonder why hunters only shoot at bucks? We've got the same coloring as females. same pointy snouts. Same rack of...'

"I escaped."

Rudolph with baubles.

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Talk about a spread. I bet his will go 38 inches.'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"Mr Shamani co-ordinates boardroom rituals."

The Deer of Spring.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Building Sandcastles.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Lovely dovetail."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

D.I.Y

Antiques

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Stag poker"

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Books of Tablets

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

The Old Curiosity Shop