Antivax Debater Gifts

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"To be or not to be."

Bribes for Jabs

Booster shots

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Ask Sadie Advice Hour. What's your problem?! I don't want to vaccinate my kids. But my husband does. What do I do? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time Mother Cohen and Father Cohen were arguing about vaccinating us kids. Father Cohen accused her of being a pawn of the Illuminati's attempt to use diphtheria to mutate us into ape-people. Mother Cohen accused him of being anti-Darwinian. That's when Father Cohen brought up her illicit fling with Chuck Darwin, and all heck broke loose. Um

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Effective Cuban vaccines

Soberana vaccines

COVID Vaccine

"Let's not try to make this symbolic. Of anything."

COVID Devotion

S.O.S. vaccine

Vaccines Balancing Act

"So, when will we be getting the next batch?"

This might take a while

I'm afraid doctor-patient confidentiality prevents me from saying if your brother cried like a baby during his flu shot.

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Covid Vaccine

Omicron

Euro 2021

"Technically, he's an essential worker."

Chasing Covid Variants

Vaccination race

"Now get out."

"This feels so familiar."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

Covid injected with vaccine

Cuba Holidays

"You know what, since my covid jab I'm feeling a little like superman."

Medicine.

Super Hero Vaccines