Antisocial Charm Mugs

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

We've been dating for about 30 minutes, so things are still going well. Please send over the waiter immediately, before everything goes down the toilet. Menu.

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"Gah! Too many people!"

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

"So what the heck am I? Chopped liver?"

Extrovert/Introvert.

"The floor is any human contact."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

"I thought you said his name was Mr Know-it-all?"

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

'Make yourselves at home. I'm right here, in the panic room.'

'Oh, sure... He LOOKS tough, but he can't hold his drink.'

"Watch out for that Sean Gilhooley. He French-Kissed the Blarney Stone!"

"You seem to have a certain type of effect on men."

Randy, if you could be ANY superhero, which one would you be? I'd be Randy-Man. He came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. He's slower than a speeding bullet, because he takes his time in all things. He can change the course of a lady's evening with a single smile. I don't think The Avengers would have much use for Randy-Man.

'Oh great, here comes that creepy guy from entomology class!'

'I'm not very good at chatting up beautiful women so I'm trying my hand with ordinary ones.'

"I miss avoiding people."

"Thank you! thank you! – That little number was called 'Involuntary Charisma'!"

"Your father's in a good mood. He's declined 3 friend requests this morning."

The fountain of puberty

Castaways Not Welcome

He wasn't her type, but it was nice to be asked out. It was validating.