Anticorruption Crusader T-Shirts

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Automatic Congressman

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Disappearing Democracy

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Cleaning Lockers.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'That damn racial scandal.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"