Anti-touristy Traveler Prints

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

The US election is over.

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Portalouvre

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"I'd rather be at the office."

"Endless Summer III"

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Airline concerns.

"You gotta love this city, right?"