Anti-touristy Traveler Prints

"Let's go someplace awful to avoid the tourists."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

The US election is over.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

Portalouvre

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

"I'd rather be at the office."

"Endless Summer III"

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Airline concerns.