Anti-social Butterfly Pillows

"What I love about our friendship is the way we never see or speak to each other."

Where nobody knows your name.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Party Animals.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Social distancing

Go team!

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

We'll have Manhattans...

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."