Anti-itch Avenger Mugs

"Sorry, I don't do fleas."

Man using to much bug spray

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

Peanut Butter Warning: Contains Peanuts.

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

Auntie Bacterial

'Revenge will be mine.'

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

Wicked E number in an ingredients

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

I'm self employed being self employed

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

'OK, give him a shove.'

Dog swatting fly with ears.

"I think I hear a fly in here...be a dear and kill it, will you?"

Whump kills....

A middle-manager relaxing on his day off...

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

'I think they know the 12-hour insect repellent is about to expire.'

Boxing Referee Covers Nose to Avoid Smell

"I've got sand everywhere!"

"I'll have to confiscate that bug gun, It's turning him in to some sort of pschopath"