Anti-influencer Mugs

"Wow - he can walk on hot coals without even posting that he's walking on hot coals."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Changing Minds

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Creativity 2.0

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

Witches of Instagram

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Cristiano Ronaldo

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I only told a few friends."

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."