'We don't keep cash on the premises.'
Anti-expensive Escape Artist Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates their sneaky streak. Perfect for the clever escape artist who loves to start mornings on a humorous note, this mug is both fun and functional.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
An alleyway leads to a scenic area.
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Desert Island Fantasies
Crib Escape
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Tweaking the CV.
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Chairmen of the Bored
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.
Fox hunting.
"Thank god we're out of the city."
'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Wishing Well
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
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