Anti-eco Warrior Pillows

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

Polluted geese

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

The interested bystanders.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Echo Tourism'