Anti-consumerism Supporter Gifts

"She may not come with a surfboard or beach buggy, but trust me, this doll blows Malibu Barbie away!"

Barcode Baby

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Black Friday

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"It's just not the same."

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

"I admire their honesty -- I'll take six."

It's a new year, little buddy. What are you going to do to make the most of it? Throw out the old to make room for the new. Very deep, little buddy. I'm a deep person. If the big-screen tv I got on Black Friday is a whole month old, I'm Zen enough to just breathe ... and let it go, on eBay. Want to hear my Zen mantra? Luckily, I stopped listening 30 seconds ago.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"'Take that,' growled the writer as the buyer for Borders slumped to the ..."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

Visit Our Gift Shop

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

"Sellouts."

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

'Consumer Society'

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

Capitalism is a Form of Totalitarianism

Cornucopia Prime

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

'We've heard that you don't have a debt. Please come with us, sir, you're under arrest because of being an unpatriotic domestic demand saboteur.'