Anti-consumer Advocates Mugs

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Big oil.

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

Driving a Lemon.

B.B.C. Watchdog

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

Barcode Baby

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'Consumer Society'

Consumer Protection Act.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."