Anti-consumer Advocates Mugs

Black Friday

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

Big oil.

'So Chief Executive how can you justify this new increase in gas prices?'

"Rest assured, we will be working hard to stop the onslaught of scammers and the scourge of robocalls..."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Actually, take us to your gift shop first."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

B.B.C. Watchdog

Driving a Lemon.

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

Own a piece of history - floodwaters

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

United Reputation

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'Consumer Society'

Capitalism is a Form of Totalitarianism

'He says I was REALLY over charged!'

Barcode Baby

Roseanne4

Consumer Protection Act.

"Sure it's pure. Not as pure as what we supply to high-tech industry, but pure enough to drink."

Autos. We can't keep these beauties on the lot! They sell that fast? No, they have defective parking brakes. Consumer Info.

"I just found an app that does not let you feel bad for those exploited working for Apple in China and Indonesia!"

Ask Doctor Ernie. Dear Doctor Ernie, what's the definition of "buyer's remorse?" You regret what you pay for.