Anti-chaos Advocate Prints

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Storm in the out tray

"Quick, start the car!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Bears going water skiing.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Great Therapy!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Riding School Chaos

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'