Anti-chaos Advocate Prints

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Baby Walker

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Quick, start the car!"

Storm in the out tray

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The meeting will come to order."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Here and There Trays

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'Great Therapy!'

Bears going water skiing.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Riding School Chaos

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'