Anti-bullying Champion Pillows

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'racism is the new black.'

The new boy was teased for being different.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

Start of the school year

"You're not from around here...are you?"

"Aw mom, not the peace sign shirt! I always get beat up at school when I wear the peace sign shirt."

School boy nicknames: then and now.

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'You wait until I'm bigger...'

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

Lollipop lady

'I don't mean to be good but you look great.'

'Papi, kids at school are saying Nora and I are illegal...'

Scientist chides lab dogs for smoking.

'I've discovered a way to increase profits on our pills. More cotton wool in the bottles.'

'It's your headmaster, Fatty. He's worried you're being bullied at school.'

'I may be a 97 pound weakling, but nobody kicks sand in my face!'

'Mr Sumo's kindly come along to show us what to do if we're ever bullied!'

'One of the kids called me a shrimp!'

Employee Assistance Program: Now treating; whistleblower's fear of retaliation.

"You can tell your imaginary friend that I won't bully you no more!"

"I said... we need to talk!"

'Thank GOODNESS we've moved on from the bad old days when people with mental health problems were just labelled 'mad!''