Anti-bad Boss Advocate Prints

'The concept would be great if I had thought of it first.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

Free-range C.E.O.s

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

Ed Miliband

Balance

'That, sir - that dismissive little hand wave? It's way too Enron.'

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'

'I've discovered a way to increase profits on our pills. More cotton wool in the bottles.'

"I can start you on minimal wage."

"You're fired."

Labor day has union written all over it!"

'I don't get the money I'm worth!'

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

Skeleton in the Office

Made in the USA...by illegal aliens: 'Hey! Did you read the samll print on this label!'

'This is a tough place to work, man- the grievance committee was disbanded for complaining!'