Anti-aging Debunker Mugs

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'I can't make you younger...odometer tampering is against the law.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

'My doctor told me these new Botox injections could be harmful.'

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

Eventually, a point is reached where even the best cosmetic surgery begins to look more like taxidermy gone horribly wrong.

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'