Anthropology Admirers Pillows

Mine only does text.' ( SMOKE SIGNAL FACE)

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Scientists are sexy

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

A trevor of trainspotters

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Hair spray"

I'm With Stooped

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Too much club."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'How can we prevent preganancy? We don't even know what causes it.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Under New Mismanagement

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"No religious nuts!"