Annual Report Release Prints

"#Win!"

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

Business is off the chart.

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Now, if you would all put on your glasses, we'll get a glimpse of our profits in 3D.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

Beware of the 4th quarter.

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

"Which way up do you want it?"

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"Take it. It's your bonus."

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Man posting letter to the IRS.

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

'The bank's grown, and we hope you'll grow with us.'

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

'Lately I've detected an alarming disinterest in your work.'