Annual Flu Shot Mugs

"This feels so familiar."

'Well, well, well...'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Vaccination Passport

Vaccinating Death

Flu vaccine.

COVID 19

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

The end is near

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

"So what brings you in today?"

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Flu Vaccine.

Covid pinata

Biden promises that 70% of Americans will be vaccinated by 4th July.

"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

The Sunrise of Vaccines

Vaccination leads to the end of Covid restrictions.

Astrazeneca vaccine pause

"In order to expedite this meeting, I'm putting you all on mute."

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

"Wow. Suddenly I've got fever, cough, sore throat, runny nose, headaches and body aches, chills, and fatigue."

"That's me. I've had sixty-two."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."