Annual Fishing Trip Pillows

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

'You lifted your head.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

A Day in the Country.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Anchovies?... I would have thought you'd seen enough of them. After all, you've been catching them all day."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Clam Spearing

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Simon, not now, we haven't even gone on our fishing trip yet!'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Topless Beach - the lower half of bodies on a beach

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

'No I Haven't lost it...er...I left it on a sunbed.'

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

'Grandkids and fish, after three days...'

'Don't let it go!'