Annual Fishing Trip Pillows

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

'You lifted your head.'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

A Day in the Country.

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Anchovies?... I would have thought you'd seen enough of them. After all, you've been catching them all day."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Clam Spearing

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

'I'll have three of those trout, but throw them to me. . . I want to tell the wife I caught them.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Simon, not now, we haven't even gone on our fishing trip yet!'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Topless Beach - the lower half of bodies on a beach

'No I Haven't lost it...er...I left it on a sunbed.'

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

"You know the rule. You catch it you unhook it."

'Grandkids and fish, after three days...'