Annual Challenges Pillows

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Empty box of ideas

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Tic-tac-toe

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

House of books.

"According to my calculations...school starts in exactly 20 days!"

Anton's Bar and Grill

Sinking sales

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"I'm afraid it's the bankruptcy virus."

Discomfort zone.

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"If it makes any difference, it's a remarkable piece of plagiarism."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

It's difficult to swim the channel without the benefit of convincing inspiration.

PEP TALKS!

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

Dutch Boy With Finger In Dyke

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

Joe's Bar: Your money back if you think you're man enough!

"What say we make this one of those 'some days you get the bear' days?"

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

Annual 10K Fun Run

Find the needle in the haystack: $5

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

"Dad, I made a mistake. A big mistake."

The Incomplete Angler

"No...I haven't heard about how we will be 'paperless' by 2018!"

"Finding a big enough venue for the partner conference wasn't easy...eventually we had to settle on Las Vegas!"

Whack-a-nail.

Dr Frankenstein: 'Lost my grant - please help!'