Annual Business Review Mugs

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"#Win!"

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'

Business is off the chart.

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'Now, if you would all put on your glasses, we'll get a glimpse of our profits in 3D.'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'll review your salary next spring.'

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

Vulture sitting over a plummeting graph.

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

'The bank's grown, and we hope you'll grow with us.'

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"

Falling Prices

'Yes, I am positive we'll make a loss this quarter.'

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

'Lately I've detected an alarming disinterest in your work.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."