Announcement Prints

'Now that we've dispensed with minutes of our last meeting, I'd like to introduce the first item under 'new business'. I'm pregnant.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Squeezing the Free Press.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Trump pardons

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

Here and There Trays

"Morning, all!"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Organization is not rocket science!

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Meet the Enemy

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'