Anniversary Of World War One Pillows

'Forget what?'

Most valuable element.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'Not another war film.'

Vladimir Putin

Martin Gray.

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

Russia Attempts to Woo Italy from the Triple Alliance

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Israel-Palestine conflict.

'Nothing like a nice cuppa after a morning's pillaging.'