Anniversary Of World War One Pillows

'Forget what?'

Most valuable element.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Now there's a weapon of mass destruction."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Authorization for the Use of Farce

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

'Committee of Public Assistance' Meeting in Occupied Holland (Propaganda Print)

Crime and Punishment: c.f., Bradley Manning

Proxy War Redux

He Duplicated T-Shirts; We Litigated

'What really stung is when they wanted the Magna Carta notarized!'

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'Not another war film.'

Martin Gray.

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

Israel-Palestine conflict.

Vladimir Putin

"It's not that important, Mamma. It's more like I got promoted to be Mr. Feinschreiber's assistant in the shipping department."

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

Russia Attempts to Woo Italy from the Triple Alliance

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

"What do you think the delivery time is on a drone pizza?"

"Our drone pilots are out of touch with reality. Make them watch some John Wayne movies."