Anniversary Of Political Events Pillows

President Grant Vetos the Inflation Bill, Bottling the Genie of Butler

They're Not Just That Into It

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"So finally, the liarbird flew off to the lucrative world of tell-all books, management consultancy and after-dinner speaking..."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

The Monroe Doctrine

"Hey...Didn't we build that?"

Authorization for the Use of Farce

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The end of election 2016

Putin sawing NATO

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Explosives: Libyan Oil

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

Proxy War Redux

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"I still think it's a shame they didn't run Bernie. We've never had a POTUS like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents... But we've never had a curmudgeonly president."

Russian war crimes

"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

'Just pretend they're not here. They're my transition team.'

2020

Martin is much gratified by an imposing ceremony

Attorney General Barr

Mitch McConnell's Impartial Justice

From Veep to Potus

"Two strikes, how about I throw you a slow ball?"

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'