Animated Show Watchers Pillows

"Animals can't speak and they certainly don't wear clothes! Damn fake news!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Tree house.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'Och lye the news'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Wall Street...

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

It's a Dog's life

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

"She wants the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

South Pork

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'