Animal Strategist Pillows

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

'I didn't see one deer today. They must have found a great place to hide.'

"Works every time."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Cat in a tank...

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Target your customer.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Business Target

Game changing

'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

Thinking both inside and outside the box.

'Sir, the company's had another successful month treading water.'

Think Tank.

Saving for Retirement.

'It takes great courage of conviction to know you're wrong, yet still proceed forward.'

'We're plowing our excess profits back into justifying our profits.'

'I'm prepared to offer you a raise, if you work hard. I knew there'd be a catch.'