Animal Story Fans Prints

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of its udders.

"M.O.A. - Foot and Mouth- do not enter."

'Ever since I lost that stupid race, I've been a laughing stock wherever I go...

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"Can I hear Goldilocks and the three hares?"

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

'If you INSIST upon 'living your character' could you PLEASE stop writing animal stories.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Will I ever catch my tail?'

Cinderella's coach mice needed therapy for many years.

"We love the story but marketing wants less squeaking and more trumpeting."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

'Yep, I did eat his homework, but he begged me to.'

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the upcoming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"You're not leaving until we know everything."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

The dove returns to Noah's Ark carrying an olive branch in a martini.

"Well Doc, maybe I'm losing my mind, but last night, as I was howling at the Moo, I could have sworn I saw a cow jumping over it!"

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

'I swear officer: I had just stopped to pull up my socks when the weasel went 'pop'...'

'Remember the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"I told him that whole elephants being afraid of us thing was just a myth. But did he listen? Now look at him. What a putz."

"I came as soon as I heard."

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Ok - she cut off our tails - she's not crazy about us - are we gonna let that ruin our lives?'