Animal Role-reversalist Gifts

Going Hunting.

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"What's all this?"

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Human meat.

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Cat walking dog.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

Zoo Employees

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

Fish Lifeguard

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'

"Parental advisory explicit content"