Animal Role-reversalist Gifts

Going Hunting.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Dog walking Human.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Gone Bookkeepin'

"What's all this?"

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Human meat.

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

Cat walking dog.

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Fish Lifeguard

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"Exchanging roles was a great idea of yours doc...doc?"

"Check this out! Abracadabra!"

Bird using a human finger for a fountain pen.

Zoo Employees

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"He's asleep so I'll just leave quietly."

Octopus Shadow Puppets

'Let's play house. You be the stay-at-home dad, and I'll be the career mom.'