Animal Rights Defenders Pillows

"Wherever you look, there's medical marijuana, but not a word about veterinary marijuana."

"You can't say that about the guinea pigs. Their lawyers won't allow it.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

"I have no thumbs."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Be kind"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

"She wishes to range free!"

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Save the unicorn.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...