Animal Rights Defender Prints

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

"Yes, we're a protected species Mum, but to keep the humans honest, I want to become a lawyer so that I can fight them in court if needs be..."

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Tallyho!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I have no thumbs."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"Be kind"

The Golfing Accident

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'