Animal Rights Defender Prints

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

"Yes, we're a protected species Mum, but to keep the humans honest, I want to become a lawyer so that I can fight them in court if needs be..."

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Tallyho!"

"Be kind"

"I have no thumbs."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.