Animal Rescuer Mugs

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Dog rescues cat from tree.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"He followed me home, Mommy. Can I keep him?"

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

"...bloody hell, here comes Rolf Harris!"

One of the world's most moving hugs

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"He's a rescue too."

"Good boy...what do you want to tell us? Do you want to tell us that you're a union member?"

"Don't make me beg."

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

Arctic Melting

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

New Family Member for the Holidays?

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Fifty bucks you can't save it!'

Free Kittens!

Alcoholics Anonymous.

"He was rescued from a tabacco testing laboratory"

Car Rides - Cats

'What's happened? Why are you giving him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?'

Rescue dog with keg: 'Of course, it doesn't pay as much as it does in season...'

'We are not buying a purebred as long as there are so many homeless dogs down at the balloon Animal Shelter.'

'I had not choice. She was going upstairs to 'Put Timmy down'!'

Skiing rescue dog.

'OK, one quick picture... but then I should probably get him to a hospital.'

'Ms.Puss would never come down for a dollar, but I'll climb up and get her for ten.'

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'We won't be able to pay you for what you did, Doctor...'