Animal Puns Appreciator Mugs

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Seagiraffes

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

First Novels.

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Punt Cake

Banana Split...

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Cheeze Wiz.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"