Animal Preservationist Prints

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Tallyho!"

Beaver tower

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The melting polar ice caps

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Climate Change

Igloo for birds.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Bang!"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'