Animal Parade Fan T-Shirts

Mardi Gras

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

A man and his dog

Head over Hooves

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

The Charge of the Kids

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

A cart pulled by increasingly small dogs

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Happy birthday Darling!

Snail Coach

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."