Animal Nurse Prints

'You say he DRANK the blue lotion I left last time, and felt better right away?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Billy. The Kid.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Hush puppy.

Love a Mutt

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Support group for sheep.

'You know too much!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Haute Suture

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."