Animal Nurse Prints

'You say he DRANK the blue lotion I left last time, and felt better right away?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Billy. The Kid.

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Support group for sheep.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Hush puppy.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Haute Suture

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Love a Mutt

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'